selhorys:

when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw - REPEATEDLY.

Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.
― Sylvia Plath (via teenager90s)

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be